I was assigned this for my Humanities class. I am happy with the way it turned out, so I am sharing it here. (BTW, I got a 148/150 for it.)
Dear Sarah
Palin,
You took
your success as a beauty queen,
And parlayed
that to the political scene.
This took
you to the national stage;
With plastic
surgery you hide your age.
Who cares if
you’ve read any books
When all you
need to use is your looks.
While you
present yourself desirable to man,
You use
those wiles to take all that you can.
To clean up
politics was you pact,
But we now
know it was all an act.
As we viewed
your public record we did find
The truth, when
it comes to you is far from kind.
To distract
us from the fact that you lied,
You spun us
a crazy tale of a “Wild Ride.”
While some
said that showed you a good mother and wife,
The rest of
us asked, “How could you risk your unborn’s life?”
Your
response, blame all your shortcomings on us,
Then throw
your pregnant daughter “under the bus.”
Fault
others, play Victim, that is your game,
To which you
do it well and feel no shame.
On election
night, McCain began to rue
That for his
Vice President, he chose you!
Then back to
Alaska, the state you say you love
And “singing”
of your blessings from God above.
Waiting for
Him to show you the open door,
Too bad work
and effort are what you abhor.
Playing
Governor you thought you could fake,
But for only
so long that job you could take.
So you quit
your position and started SarahPAC,
Yet made no
attempt to make up for what you lack.
As far as
improving yourself, we’ve seen none,
So now your
future in politics is over and done.
The pursuit
of riches and fame is what you chose,
So you make
paid speeches, and work for Fox News.
You tell
everybody you’re here to stay,
But all I
want you to do is GO AWAY!
Love &
Kisses,
The Mighty Aquarian
